What the F#*K America?

I get to work today and find out that our local bowling alley no longer serves pitchers of beer because they think that will keep people from getting too drunk when they bowl. What the Fuck!? The only reason to go bowling is to get drunk! I mean seriously. Who the Fuck just goes to bowl? For as long as I can remember that was the way it was. You get together with family and friends, go to the bowling alley and get wrecked. So I guess I will quit bowling. Fuck the bowling alley in New Braunfels, Fuck it in the ass. Thank you